Or, three flavors that seem to get along just fine first thing in the morning. You will need:
one egg
one slice of bread, with a hole punched through the centre
one pad of butter, creased to resemble the union jack
Place the pad of butter onto a small skillet and begin frying on MED-HI, placing the empty bread down and dropping the egg into its cavity. Fry, fry, fry, for about a minute or two until you can see the bottom (through the translucent top) of the egg whiten. Flip it over swiftly, careful not to get raw egg all over the place. Now, take a dash of mustard powder and a squirt of Worcestershire and slather it over your toad in the hole. Let the egg fry another minute or two, then flip once more (making it three flips in total) and add a dash of malt salt (or failing that, just the slightest dashes of salt and vinegar).
Accompanied by a cup of tea in newspaper, breakfast slowly and think of England.
